After his watery departure from his first and only friend, Chuck Nolan, Wilson the Volleyball began a life of his own.
One day I was taking a walk on the beach and I stumbled upon this fellow…
He told me quite a tale. He said that he swam from some island down in the South Pacific. He fought off sharks, whales, mermaids and space aliens. And, his name is Bob Wilson. Actually, he was never sure about the first name but he liked Bob so it stuck. After his rescue, Bob went onto an illustrious career as a shoe salesman. While on the job, he met his future wife, Kate...
They were married a few years later and before they knew it, they had a growing family. This is Bob’s son, Tony, who loves the St. Louis Cardinals.
And his daughter, Tabitha. Her favorite athlete is Venus Williams.
Plus we can't forget about the twins, Ping and Pong. They're adopted.
I asked Bob if he had a message for folks out there, after all surviving out on the ocean like he did must have left an impression on him. He merely said that he would never want a different life than the one he had and that if anyone finds Chuck Nolan they should tell him to go fuck himself .
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