Evil Bastard

The Good Book says to “Love thy neighbor”, I say “Screw that”

So here’s a little song about not loving your neighbors.

I’m an Evil, Evil Bastard…

I invite myself over for dinner and I drink up all your beer

I use all the toilet paper and I never flush…the toilet.

I let my cat walk all over your nice, clean automobile

My kids leave their dirty diapers by the swimming pool…

I’m an Evil, Evil Bastard…

I play my music really loud, don’t let you sleep at night

I mow my lawn at 2 a.m. because I’m an asshole

I make lewd comments to your teenage daughter...

I call your son a sissy boy and spit on your dog…(Spit)

I’m an Evil, Evil Bastard…

I’m always scratching my crotch in public…cause it itches…

I peek through your window when you’re making love to your beautiful wife…oh, yeah..she’s a hottie

I stand outside in nothing but a pair of dirty drawers

I honk my horn late at night when I’m driving past your house... Just to say “Hello”

I’m an Evil, Evil Bastard…

I’m an Evil, Evil Bastard…

I’m an Evil, Evil Bastard…

I’m an Evil, Evil Bastard…