Spider Anecdote

Last week, I was sitting at my desk at work getting ready for the day ahead.  From the corner of the office, I heard one of my co-workers gasp and a moment later he stood up and started stomping on the floor.  Everyone looked at him and he said, "Eww, I just stepped on a pregnant spider!"  Our boss from her office asked, "How do you know she was pregnant?"  To which I replied, "She was wearing maternity clothes."